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Sample Retirement Jokes

12 February 2008

 

Here are a couple of sample retirement jokes.  Perhaps these retirement jokes will give you something to use at the next company roast, or at the least, make you smile!

Two boys are eating lunch in the cafeteria.  One boy asks, “Did you go to the wedding where those two 86-year old people got married?”  The other boy says, “No, did they toss rice at them?”  The first boy says “No, vitamins.”

 

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